Well, they could always start with the homilies of St John Chrysostom.
They might conflate the various St. Johns and consider him an earlier Harold Robbins writing naughty fiction.
1,989 posted on 12/02/2011 4:47:35 AM PST by MarkBsnr
(I would not believe in the Gospel, if the authority of the Catholic Church did not move me to do so.)