Candy is evil. I'd rather my kids spend Hallowe'en egging cars and painting political invective on the sidewalks than bring home a pile of *^&*%$ candy.
Your neighbors must love it when your kids come around.
I going to mail you an entire box filled with hershey kisses, snickers, milky ways, candy bars, lollipops, candy corn AND popcorn balls, Tax-chick. I am just feeling very spooky and naughty today.
I forgot about the candy apples! Going to send you a dozen of those beautiful red, scrumptious delights. Don’t worry... after you bite off the candy, there is a nutritious apple under it. LOL!!!