[OLD REGGIE]

My father used to frighten me by telling me the Priest could change me into a Billy Goat.

You mean he didn't?

Maybe in slow motion he changed me into an Old Goat.

I know he was only an uneducated Newfie but I'm certain he thought it was the Priest who changed the bread and wine into the flesh and blood of Jesus.

I'd waffle a tad on that.

Well, I don't believe he had ever heard of the Holy Spirit unless it came in a bottle of Jack Daniels.

[Mad Dawg]

Is it time to remind everyone that you are NOT a Unitarian as in UU, you don’t even own a subaru, you rarely embrace trees, and so forth?

[MarkBsnr]

Maybe in slow motion he changed me into an Old Goat.

At least you have the wisdom of the centuries; think of the alternative.

Well, I don't believe he had ever heard of the Holy Spirit unless it came in a bottle of Jack Daniels.

Yeccch. Horrid stuff. Alberta Premium Rye Whiskey - the 25 year old version, now that's the ticket...