[Little Ray]

I’d say do it in the Vatican, but the Euroweenies probably don’t allow outdoor grilling, either.

[Judith Anne]

Hmmm....the Vatican is a city-state, a country all it’s own. It can probably grill outdoors if it wants to...I may mention your idea at my next meeting of the Secret Mary Society.

[lastchance]

Since burning flesh smells so much like burning pork I imagine the Muzzies would have conniptions as well.