An oft-repeated maxim is that everyone more religious than me is a fanatic, everyone less so is a heretic.
That's pretty good - I'm going to have to remember that one!
Akin to my retort to a left-winger’s loaded question of “so where do you put yourself on the political spectrum?” : everyone is a centrist to themselves, “left” and “right” is relative to that.
Blew his mind.