[mnehring]

Something weird was going on recently. The other night, there were some strange ‘booming’ sounds in the sky, followed by bright flashes of light. We then had some sort of chemical substance come down on us. Very strange. What is even weirder is the news cover-up. Not a single front page story on the event.

[Tax-chick]

Oh my goodness! You, too?

[smokingfrog]

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Chemical substance = Dihydrogen monoxide

[Keith in Iowa]

>>>Something weird was going on recently. The other night, there were some strange ‘booming’ sounds in the sky, followed by bright flashes of light. We then had some sort of chemical substance come down on us. Very strange. What is even weirder is the news cover-up. Not a single front page story on the event<<<

Some evil corporation with ties to Bush, Cheney, & Halliburton was illegally dispersing dihydrogen monoxide in your area. I feel your pain. It’s been happening on and off in my neighborhood for several days now - and not one thing is being reported about it.