The horror! If this happens, I will eat a hat of your choosing. If not (in say, ten years), you must eat any UFO I manage to dig up outside of Roswell.
If this happens, there's a good chance that my head will be found inside it, so I'd wash it thoroughly if I were you. Ewww.
If not (in say, ten years), you must eat any UFO I manage to dig up outside of Roswell.
I hope it's not one of the Grey ones - an hour later, you're still hungry, plus now you have this thing growing inside of your stomach.