Knock - Knock (on the gates of heaven)
St. Peter: “Who’s there?”
“Rob Bell”
St. Peter: “Hey everyone, it’s BOB DOLE — come on in!”
Rob Bell: “No, I’m ROB BELL, not Bob Dole”
St. Peter: “Who the Hell is Rob Bell — let me check -— oh yes, you are the one who doesn’t believe in Hell. I’ll be right back”
St. Peter: “I have checked with the boss, he recommended that you visit Hell.”