If the temple had been wearing it magic underwear, it would have been protected from thos fire.
There was that movie line, "If you build it [the baseball field in the cornfield], they will come [the occultic dead spirits."
You might be onto something:
If you build it [magic underwear for Mormon-owned structures],
they will come [the consumers, knowing that the occultic dead spirits that pop up all the time in Lds temples will arrive on the scene to protect those structures].
Anybody want to do a test run on it? [I would market it slightly distinctly, tho -- like Building Overwear or Building Overalls or somethin' like that or maybe "Covenant Building Overalls"...whaddayathink?