I've just written to the president of Georgetown, and I would actualy be quite pleased if you would do the same. He may not pay any attention, but your e-mail will be in your celestial file (and his) as evidence, for and against, On That Day.
president@georgetown.edu
Dear Dr. DeGioia,
I certainly think you should stick to your principles and continue to have fthought-provoking performances like The Vagina Monologues presented on the Georgetown campus.
As such, you would be taking a courageous stand against the imposition of non-scholarly Catholic standards upon higher education. You would be helping each and every one of us in the Georgetown community to free ourselves from the limitations of “the mind of the Church.”
You have made great strides in demonstrating your commitment to a fully post-Christian and post-moral understanding of learning, scholarship and culture.
There is no reason for you to listen to the narrow views of people who resist the sponsorship of moral corruption. They are worried, no doubt, about your soul, and the soul of Georgetown. But quite needlessly.
Your soul--- together with the soul of Georgetown --- is progressing quite rapidly to where it needs to be.
Sincerely,
Iblish Ash-Shaytan
Class of 2015
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