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To: Iscool; Amityschild; Captain Beyond; Cvengr; DvdMom; firebrand; GiovannaNicoletta; HossB86; ...

NOW NOW. Perhaps we should be more respectful [/sar]

Whining is an RC religious duty of obligation . . . or some such.

At least a few Stations of

The Stations of the White Hanky:

3. THE ICON OF THE IVORY HANDLED DAGGER—HONORING THE DOCTRINE OF—WHEN ALL ELSE FAILS—KILL THE MESSENGER.

10. ICON OF THE 6.66” IVORY NOSE STUCK HIGH IN THE AIR—IN HONOR OF THE DOCTRINE OF HUBRIS TO THE SUPREME DEGREE

17. ICON of the gilded ivory nose with olive branch surround in honor of the doctrine of THE UNDIVINE RIGHT OF TERMINAL SNOOTINESS TO THE MAX.

20. ICON OF THE GOLDEN THUMB SUCK IN HONOR OF RC’S RELIGIOUS DUTY TO BE TERMINALLY OFFENDED 24/7/365.

22. ICON of the golden sharp stick—in honor of the Religious Duty Of Obligation to poke a sharp stick into the nearest Proddy’s eyes or gut and then to run wailing and whining at top frequency and top volume to the nearest authority when the Proddy dares to have a response.

24. ICON of the tiny gold Rube Goldberg Perpetual Motion Machine model in honor of The Vatican RELIGIOUS OBLIGATION of being Perpetually Offended.

27. ICON of the tiny golden whining siren in behalf of the sacred call to whine 24/7/365 or whenever within 200 feet of a Proddy.


625 posted on 03/27/2011 7:21:51 PM PDT by Quix (Times are a changin' INSURE you have believed in your heart & confessed Jesus as Lord Come NtheFlesh)
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To: Quix
The Stations of the White Hanky:

Ah, the good old Pentecostal Prayer Pimps and their hankies. I was wondering when in Lent you'd bring up our favourite Pentecostal Prayer Scam Artists and blame them on the Catholic Church. Let's stroll down Pentecostal Memory Lane, shall we?

I would have posted pictures of Diana's Divine Lap Hankies from the Prophetess Lougenia J. Rucker, Divine Diamonds Ministries - Visonary/Founder; but I was laughing too hard.

I think that you missed your calling, Quix, old son. Instead of being on the business end of the couch, you should have been shilling white Pentecostal hankies to the rubes in tents. You keep bringing up hankies on thread after thread after thread; I think that you and your bank account would agree with me.

667 posted on 03/27/2011 8:19:52 PM PDT by MarkBsnr (I would not believe in the Gospel if the authority of the Catholic Church did not move me to do so..)
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