[Emperor Palpatine]

Whatever you’re smoking, please put it down.

[dirtboy]

I never realised Dr. Seuss dabbled in prophecy.

[lurk]

Actually, according the the Revelation of John, the bad stuff will come in strings of 7 sequential events.

I recommend not being here in those days.

[mnehring]

I like green eggs and ham, and the world will end, Sam I am.

[bgill]

The forest and the trees = earthquake

The waters = tsunami

The fire from heaven = nuclear

[stockpirate]

I love when someone inflates themselves up to the point where thy think they speak for God. God said he would speak to all of us, not just this one person.

Here’s mine:

Behold a strong wind or maybe it’s a lite breeze will blow out of the east, but that could also be southeast. When the sun rises above the peaked mountains you will know that it is day time with a lite breeze.

[tx_eggman]

Yo, Jed, move out of your mom’s basement, get a job, and for the love of God, quit drinking the bong water.

[Hillarys Gate Cult]

I’ve been through several hurricanes, typhoons, and a small earthquake but thought of getting hit with large 3s scares me to death. Any ideas of what material those 3s will be made from?

[Sir_Ed]

The cat ran to the Hat
The Mat fell on the rat
The dog ran skipping away
The mice began to play

Maybe I should start a new prophecy thread, too?!

Ed

[dangus]

Wait, what about the Pacific Northwest. You were predicting something happening in the Pacific Northwest. Now you’re talking “nations.” Are Tacoma, Multnomah, and Eureka going to secede from the United States first?

[airborne]

Any time frame?

This year?

This decade?

Sooner or later?

[D-fendr]

You've busted out of the Blog Prophet Business. Times up on this other prophecy of yours:

parts of the Olmypic Peninsula may soon disappear ! There is about to be , A catastrophe , Of human life greater than ever fortold