I get very creative myself after a few pops. I suspect old Orson used to go down to the dance hall and have serious revelations himself while using his favorite pickup line above.
"Hey you little cutie, didja know that Jesus and God were polygs?
I sometimes, sometimes, wonder what those guys talked about behind closed doors with each other.
Things like the WoW. Banning tea and coffee out of spite because the women were complaining about tobacco spit and booze.
And then running saloons making profits from booze and still smoking/chewing after they had rec’d the “revelation” regarding WoW.
Comparing “notes” on their conquests, etc. Probably trying to see who could get to 100 first and win a case of 80 proof or something.