[Mr Rogers]

To the tune of ‘Jesus Loves Me’:

Jesus hates most men, it’s true!
Jesus probably hates you too!
But if your name is on his list
He will give you heaven’s bliss!

Yes, Jesus hates you!
Yes, Jesus hates you!
Yes, Jesus hates you,
Unless you’re one of us!

All sung around the campfire by little kids wearing T-shirts with

The Few
The Proud
The Chosen

on them.

And THAT is supposed to be the Good News?

18 “The Spirit of the Lord is upon me,
because he has anointed me
to proclaim good news to the poor.
He has sent me to proclaim liberty to the captives
and recovering of sight to the blind,
to set at liberty those who are oppressed,
19 to proclaim the year of the Lord’s favor.”

20And he rolled up the scroll and gave it back to the attendant and sat down. And the eyes of all in the synagogue were fixed on him. 21And he began to say to them, “Today this Scripture has been fulfilled in your hearing.” - Luke 4

[OrthodoxKirkPresbyterian]

Nice joke. You are trying to make out G-d to be hateful, but in Calvinism we see that G-d is really loving. We all deserve to be tormented forever in hell but G-d is kind and loving enough to save a few, the elect. The elect do nothing to save, they are already chosen before time by G-d. The non-elect are going to go to hell no matter what but G-d has saved some, the elect

We are all totally depraved, but through unconditional election and limited atonement G-d saves some who cannot reject this (which means they cannot claim glory for the work of 'accepting') and He keeps them through it by Perserverance.

If you reject one of these points, you reject all of TULIP

[Quix]

Toooooooooo accurate to some attitudes & beliefs!

Thx.