FOTFLOL!!!!!!!!!!
I'm laughing so hard I'm crying.
That is PRICELESS!!!!!!
It's been awhile, but I've dusted off the microphone. Ladies and Gentlemen, put your hands together, as Alex Murphy sings again!
In The Forum
To the tune of "In The Ghetto" by Elvis Presley
As the guano flies
On a cold and gray Chicago mornin'
A poor little newbie handle is born
In the Forum
Will the liberal moan?
if there's one thing that he don't need
an objective set of morals that he won't heed
In the Forum
People, don't you understand
this country needs a helping hand
or we'll wake up Socialist some day
Read your Bible every day
"Do not steal" means what it says
will you simply turn your heads
and look the other way?
Well the thread turns cold
and the whiny little boy with the turned-up nose
he types with his feet, and his argument blows
In the Forum
And his anger burns
so he starts to roam the boards at night
and he learns how to covet
and he learns how to fight
In the Forum
Then one night in desperation
this FReeper man goes awry
He spams the threads, tries to break some hearts
bends the truth, but he don't get far
And makes Jesus cry
As the crowd gathers 'round, the angry young man
makes a home in the gutter, throwing temper tantrums
In the Forum
And the young man cries
on a cold and gray Chicago mornin',
another little newbie handle is born
In the Forum
I'm laughing so hard I'm crying.
That is PRICELESS!!!!!!
That’s funny right there, I don’t care who you are!
LOLOL
BEAUTIFUL.
Just beautiful!!!
You, sir, are an AR-TEEST!!!!
:D
Hoss
Some posts are too good for merely bookmarking. I put this one on my profile page.