OldTax-lady said she would take us when she turns 75, in 2013, if any of us is still mobile. You could come to push her wheelchair, and Pat will be speaking Latin by then. (Like unto being that would help ...)
Uncle Russ can mangle a little Italian, since he lived there several years, and so can Cousin Tony. And they know where to go for wine.
Oh. I won’t be out by then. But maybe I’ll have a new command that looks more kindly on foreign travel than this one does. We had a guy who wanted to go to Australia..had to do all these briefings on collecting intelligence and stuff. Sketchy.
I’d have to practice looking non-military. Otherwise the combination of me, Uncle Russ, and Cousin Tony will make people think we’re spies or something.