[topcat54]

hey, tc, btw, if you aren’t leaving when Christ meets his saints in the clouds, you can use my Lexus. I won’t be needing it...

You want to sign the papers now?

[aMorePerfectUnion]

“hey, tc, btw, if you aren’t leaving when Christ meets his saints in the clouds, you can use my Lexus. I won’t be needing it...

You want to sign the papers now?
....................................

Heck, once I’m gone, just move into my house and take
over everything!

[mas cerveza por favor]

"hey, tc, btw, if you aren’t leaving when Christ meets his saints in the clouds, you can use my Lexus. I won’t be needing it..."
You want to sign the papers now?

I'm sure the Lexus will still be in good condition since aMPU will be called up within a couple years from now. Then again, dispensationalists have been predicting the imminent rapture for 180 years now.