Posted on 01/14/2011 12:28:08 PM PST by Colofornian
“His stumbling answer ended up being that there was no sex, just marriage for time and all eternity.”
Uhhhhhhhhh.....yeah. I used to use that line on Chi Omegas too.
Oh, so true. My lds family has said this to be true and are not bothered by it in the least.
Don't you just LOVE it when people say "Have a nice day" or even worse "I'll pray for you " when what they really want to say is "Kiss my rosey red toenail, perform physically impossible acts upon yourself, take a spoon to the litter box and bark at the full moon until hell has a blizzard warning" ?
It just doesn't seem very...honest :-)
WORTH REPOSTING...
*yawn*
Somebody wake me when
1) The golden plates show up or
2) Any real Egyptian scholar confirms and provides samples of reformed Egyptian and validates Joseph Smiths 200 characters or
3) Secular archaeologists find proof of the Lamanites, Jaredites or the Nephites or any mormon city or
4) 2 million skeletons and their swords are found on Cumorah Hill or
5) Joseph Smiths seer stones and the hat go on auction on ebay or
6) Ancient Hebrew, Aramaic, or Greek documents are discovered which match word-for-word (equivalent translations, that is) Joseph Smiths rewrite of the Bible, as he saw fit or
7) DNA evidence proves Jewish lineage in Native American Indians (ow, my side)
Or something like that.
How one can attach their eternal destiny to Joseph Smith when he could never back up any claim he ever made is beyond me.
Of course, none of those things will ever show up. As they havent, for about the past 190 years or so.
And I mean real proof. Not somebodys spin online.
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