The good news is you don’t have to de-baptize in order to get into hell.
In fact, this is one of the few things you can just “wish” you could do, or even “wish upon a star” you could do - and it is granted!!!
Boy, that Catholic Church man, just wont unclench it’s nails once it gets you eh? It still counts you until you die.....when it’s big eye in the sky finally decides, even if you’re Lutheran, to cross you off the rolls and they shrink by one. Those legions of beurocrats that are claiming souls that no longer follow, just to keep the numbers inflated and the money coming in and the votes for representatives in the Changes Department. You may think you’re free, but they have your name somewhere on a paper, like your soul, and they will NEVER free it!
Now they’ll need counseling because they no longer belong to anything, have no meaning in their lives, and the Church doesn’t seem to be missing them.
The Left Myself Behind series.
When the coin in the cougher clinks, a soul from purgatory springs!