[colorcountry]

I’ve often wondered, if a Mormon swears at you using food instead of excrement, is it still a swear? ;)

[reaganaut]

I’ve often wondered, if a Mormon swears at you using food instead of excrement, is it still a swear? ;)

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Why you GREEN JELLO EATER, you!!!

[restornu]

I’ve often wondered, if a Mormon swears at you using food...

***

...like full of beans!:)

[greyfoxx39]

I’ve often wondered, if a Mormon swears at you using food instead of excrement, is it still a swear? ;)

LOL...I always wondered if a mormon swears at you using "viper" or "natural man" is it still a swear? ;0)

[Alex Murphy]

I’ve often wondered, if a Mormon swears at you using food instead of excrement, is it still a swear? ;)

Funny that you should phrase it that way. Back in 2003, an asterisk-filled Mormon swear-fest broke out on a vanity thread. One Mormon (still present) posted that someone was an "***". Another Mormon (banned the same day) posted that someone was a "lying sack of ****". Both were challenged as to the meaning behind the asterisks, and the first Mormon FReeper responded with this (and I quote):

"Where there is this "lying sack of ****" and no letters, it could mean anything! ....it could be corn, fish, etc."

Some of the responses to that post were hilarious:

• Bull corn!
• Eat corn and die!
• What does a farmer use to fertilize his corn field? More corn?
• Same corn, different day!