Well, Megan, I'd like to say PD's been toyin' 'round w/that new "Spam Autobot" Christmas toy he opened Christmas morn...
But, since that Spam's been around for so long it's now taken on Christmas Ancient Fruitcake status around here.
[Perhaps somebody has a graphic that would aptly combine those two images - SPAM & Fruitcake - ... Ah, perhaps we've done it...is there an online recipe somewhere for making a Spam Fruitcake? Hmmm...Delish!]
Spam Fruitcake
Ingredients
10 undented cans of SPAM
5 bags of those horrible little jellied fruits
2 bags of those repulsive, unidentified nuts for texture
1 box cheap, sticky brown cake mix
8 tablespoons powdered Portland cement
1 tube epoxy resin
1 bag M&M’s
Directions
Using the little keys, carefully open SPAM cans, then treat bleeding fingers. CAREfully and properly dispose of SPAM (contact the EPA and Nuclear Regulatory Commission for detailed instructions and impact statements.) Microwave cans for 10 minutes to insure sterility; ignore the sparks and funny noises.
Replace microwave.
Combine jellied fruits and nuts in a large bowl and mix well. Prepare cake mix as close to instructions as is convenient, folding in cement, epoxy and fruit/nut mixture. QUICKLY fill SPAM cans with mixture and solder lids back on. Beautifully gift-wrap each can and mail to all those miserable, lazy ingrates who sent YOU fruitcakes last year. Discard contaminated dishes and utensils, sit on couch and eat entire bag of M&M’s in order of color preference.
By Christi from Paducah, KY