[aMorePerfectUnion]

“Everyone can join my church, the New Unreformed Muggletonions. “

yes, but could I become a god, if I joined, like mormons can?
yes, but could I look forward to multiple goddess wives for celestial sex, like mormons can?
yes, but could I have my own planet like mormons can?
yes, but could I have my own worshipers like mormons can?

yes, but will you offer spam links I can post here on every thread, like mormons can?

ampu

[Colofornian]

yes, but could I become a god, if I joined, like mormons can? yes, but could I look forward to multiple goddess wives for celestial sex, like mormons can? yes, but could I have my own planet like mormons can? yes, but could I have my own worshipers like mormons can? yes, but will you offer spam links I can post here on every thread, like mormons can?

But wait.

PD has assured us

REPEATEDLY assured us

That all those questions

Are covered at all those links

PD provides

And re-provides

And re-provides

And even regurgitatingly re-provides

So PD

Answers to AMPU's questions -- are they @ the links, too?

[Or could you just give us a "short-cut" and answer:
"Yes"
"Yes"
"yes"
"Yes"
"Yes"?]

[Mogger]

“Everyone can join my church, the New Unreformed Muggletonions. “

yes, but could I become a god, if I joined, like mormons can?

yes, but could I look forward to multiple goddess wives for celestial sex, like mormons can?

yes, but could I have my own planet like mormons can?

yes, but could I have my own worshipers like mormons can?

yes, but will you offer spam links I can post here on every thread, like mormons can?

YES! To all that and more! As long as you turn over ALL your assets to me!