I'm just not convinced that's hair. It looks like something crawled onto his noggin and died. Either that, or he drives a fast convertible IN REVERSE with the top down.
Why not share a photograph of yourself on Free Republic, Alex? For feedback? Most men, by the way, would love to have a mop of hair into their 40s-50s. My FIL’s (he’s 80 now!) has hair as thick as Michael Voris’. Yet only one of my sons inherited the trait.