[The Comedian]

Charu had become a danger and nuisance to his village after his mental sanity dissolved.

But then he started dressing like a woman, learned English, came to America, changed his name to Whoopi, and now co-hosts The View.

Frowning takes 68 muscles.
Smiling takes 6.
Pulling this trigger takes 2.
I'm lazy.

[wmfights]

LOL, thats good!