LOL! Thanks for that quite humorous post, really made my day!
So being anti-mormon makes you a bigot????? And I suppose being an LDS anti-Christian apostate mainline church basher ISN'T being bigoted? Not even a teeeeeny wittle bit???? (eye roll).
A bigot is “a person who is obstinately or intolerantly devoted to his or her own opinions and prejudices; especially : one who regards or treats the members of a group (as a racial or ethnic group) with hatred and intolerance”
http://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/bigot
LDS are taught and encouraged NOT to be bigoted. We believe in being tolerant, understanding and friendly with people who believe differently and I have found that Mormons generally live up to that counsel.