What’s that joke about 2 Baptists meeting up . . . going back and forth checking out credentials of belief . . . and finally there’s a tiny slight variation between them and the other bonks the 2nd as an infidel.
Too true.
Q. How many Baptists should you take fishing with you?
A. Two. if you take one, he’ll drink all your beer. If you take two, they won’t drink any.
Q. What’s the difference between a Baptist and a Methodist?
A. The Methodist will return your greeting if you meet in a liquor store.