* God was born and raised on another planet.
(Yup...how do you think the script for the Superman series was inspired?)
* He has a harem of wives.
Good point...makes ya wonder why Lds church manuals only mention one goddess?
* They produce spirit-babies that are sent to earth; there they gain bodies and earn sainthood.
Makes ya wonder why Mormon leaders allows ANY exceptions for abortions given that there are supposedly spirits who've been awaiting a special-delivery body! (Mormons allow abortions for health of the mom...a wide-open exception...severely disabled children...rape...to cover up incest...if the abortionist says so...and if God says so)
* Jesus is the brother of Lucifer.
Yeah...imagine that...if Lucifer would have beaten Jesus in the Mormon pre-existence spirit-birth order, then Lucifer could have been the Mormon savior of the world!
* Salvation is works-based and not through grace and faith.
Well...salvation is indeed "trust" based for Mormons...trusting in THEMSELVES!!!
Yup. Jesus being the "savior" is just a lucky accident of birth order. It really could have been any one of us. Well, any *man*.