> “Maybe according to Bishop Editor-Surveyor, but he’s outside the Church that chose those written gospels, so his opinion really doesn’t matter.
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Wrong again! (no surprise)
I am very much a part of the body of Christ. It is the catholics that by choice are not a part. They cherish the idolatry of Ishtar/Mary worship, Icon worship, Pagan seances in place of Passover Communion, and praying to mortal men rather than the Father, to whom Christ gave us access in his name.
> “It’s just ridiculous to think all Christ’s teachings are in the Gospels. If that were the case, why recruit 12 guys to help spread the instructions?”
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Its really ridiculous to think otherwise. Perhaps you hadn’t noticed that one apostle, Paul, was responsible for 90% of that evangelism, and all of the specific written instructions for the daily management of the church. All that the church needs is in writing, and was within 35 years of the Lord’s ascent to the Father.
It was the evil traditions of men that gave birth to the ‘catholic’ church, centuries after Paul’s epistles were written, and brought about the death of the church in the fourth century, not to be revived until over a millenium later when the Holy Spirit called Martin Luther to the task of breathing life back into it.
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“...not to be revived until over a millenium later when the Holy Spirit called Martin Luther to the task of breathing life back into it.”
There it is, goml. The Holy Spirit went off for a 1200 year nap while Creation slipped further and further into sin that Dagon could hate more and more and get increasingly po’ed about (which in an ironic twist is really what it likes)and give it more souls to gleefully damn to everlasting hell fires! Oh Happy Dagon! Oh Happy Devotees of Its Cult!
See, now I know I can't believe you about anything. None of this is true. Why would you make garbage up like this? Is there some sort of code in the bylaws of the 'Bahble Cultists' that the must lie about real Christians?
Why don't you just criticize the actual beliefs of the Church? Why do you have to make up lies? Mary worship is not part of our religion. We don't have pagan seances, we don't pray to mortal men, and we don't pray to icons. Each of those accusations is a complete lie? Doesn't your God of Hate have a problem with lying?
If you're not lying and you're just mind boggling ignorant, why don't you just ask a few members of the Church what they believe? There's a bunch of very well learned folks here from both lungs of the Church. I'm sure they'd be more than happy to clear up all these bizarre notions you have about the Church. Wouldn't it be neat to learn something? Just ask. I'm sure these nice guys will help you out. Do something... anything to educate yourself. If you're too embarrassed by the extreme level of your ignorance, maybe you might want to ask some questions via private messages. Get back to me with an apology, or don't respond at all. Your post is a joke.