[markomalley]

(Keep in mind that Wuerl is his boss before snarking on his congratulatory comments)

[Logic n' Reason]

A cardinal is a little red bird, silly.

And of course, the purpose of the college of cardinals is to make the little red birds smarter so they can get better jobs.

Of course, there are no jobs, so perhaps the little red birds should go to technical school instead and learn to be plumbers and electricians?? Or start their own businesses.