Years ago a Mormon member of my National Guard unit (he was nicknamed `Tailgate’ for his one piece holy underwear) kept pushing the equalness of the BoM with the Bible. In one book with a funny name (Alma, Mosiah, Ether, Nephi, I forget) there was constant mention of “the brother of Jared”, just over and over again.
When I asked if this brother of Jared dude had a real name of his own, ol’ Tailgate piped up that the twelve Apostles in Salt Lake City had just received a divine revelation that BoJ’s actual name was.....(drumroll).....
“Moroni Moriancumr”
Anyway, I thought these Nephite cruise arks were also capable of traveling submerged (to avoid storms on the surface, you see).
;^)
I thought those were people that ate at Subway to lose weight?....