Posted on 10/05/2010 10:22:19 AM PDT by afraidfortherepublic
Lighten up Francis. Is there really anything derogatory in a Protestant not knowing Catholic rites?
"It's all right son, I got him with the door."
I'm a bit embarrassed to say this, but I don't get either one of those, could you please explain? Thanks.
I'll give you the short version without all the circumstantial detail.
First joke: A Jewish guy converts to Catholicism. According to the joke (although of course there's nothing like it in the rites of Baptism or Confirmation) the priest baptizes him and intones, "Born a Jew, raised a Jew, now a Catholic!" One Friday, the convert's neighbors see him grilling a nice thick juicy steak on the barbeque and ask him, what gives? He smiles, takes some holy water, sprinkles it on the steak, and intones, "Born a calf, raised a steer, now a fish!"
Second joke: A truck driver gives a priest a lift, they chat, and the trucker confesses that he has a terrible urge to run over lawyers. They see a lawyer walking along the sidewalk, the trucker swerves, then exclaims, "I'm so sorry Father, I just missed that lawyer." Priest replies, "It's all right son, I got him with the door."
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