It is only because of my profound, and praise worthy, humility AND my great spiritual attainments (achieved entirely on my own merit, of course) that I do not respond with language not suitable for the Religion Forum.
;-)
You see, I have achieved the perfect unrequited love, a love which will never be troubled with any kind of actuality: I love the Brooklyn Dodgers. The LA Dogers have nothing to do with it. When they moved to LA they lost the formal cause of "Da Bums!" They lost their 'esse'.
But while this love promises no satisfaction, it still stirs enmity. So I say to your miserable Yankees, "PAH!"
There. I've said it, and I'm glad. Glad, do you hear?
The Yankees are that rare case in metaphysics when a thing achieves so much excellence that it no longer is commendable. They are to baseball as a tyrant is to a king.
Only worse.
So there.
LOL.
I'm as far from a sports fan as you can be and still be counted human, but I am from Boston, so I definitely see your point!