Oh, darn! I need to email the religious ed director for our parish and tell her that I don’t need to join that Bible study class on Matthew on Thursday because it doesn’t exist. Us Catholics don’t read our Bibles. Guess I need to clear those 4 non-existent Bibles from our house too. I wonder if my kids’ religion teachers know this? They must stop teaching this non-existent ‘Bible’ stuff ASAP. No, I’m going one better—I’m going to Father Greg and Father Eddie and telling them to stop reading from the big imaginary book on the lectern this Sunday!
Thank you all for saving me from 37 years of all this! How can I ever thank you?
OK, going back to my Vivien Leigh marathon on TCM right now...
“OK, going back to my Vivien Leigh marathon on TCM right now”
That’s good. If it was the “Housewives of New Jersey” you’d have to go to confession.
“I’m going to Father Greg and Father Eddie and telling them to stop reading from the big imaginary book on the lectern this Sunday.”
You mean that big red thing that’s held over everyone’s heads at the procession to the altar?
I thought that was a Vogue!