Socks indeed. One of many secular mysteries for which answer can never be found. Where did that sock go? Why a duck? Whose on first? What is a wavicle?
If she weighs the same as a duck she's made of wood and therefore a witch!
Where did that sock go?
Listen very carefully for I shall say this only once: Protestant sock botherers. In UFOs.
Whose on first?
Whose what is on first?
What is a wavicle?
A half melted fudgesicle.
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