Posted on 08/09/2010 5:17:01 PM PDT by Jedediah
I'd settle for a Zot, but I'm in a good mood today.
(Usually several grammars to go with that Gramper)
You can’t zot J_d (pbuh) because his armor will deflect the zot back onto all of us. The moderators need to be very careful with this one.
There have been more than a handful of them for sure.
I think you just figured out why FR goes down from time to time.
That explains everything!
Let's back up a second and look at what was actually written:
[30] Many other signs also did Jesus in the sight of his disciples, which are not written in this book.NOWHERE does St. John indicate that our Lord ever erred or said something false. On the contrary, the Apostle tells us that Jesus Christ performed many other signs that John did not write down because it would be IMPOSSIBLE for the world to even contain the books that would be required. St. John and the other Apostles wrote what was necessary for us to believe who He is so that we may have life through His Name.[31] But these are written, that you may believe that Jesus is the Christ, the Son of God: and that believing, you may have life in his name.
-- John 20:30-31____________________________________________________________
[24] This is that disciple who giveth testimony of these things, and hath written these things; and we know that his testimony is true. [25] But there are also many other things which Jesus did; which, if they were written every one, the world itself, I think, would not be able to contain the books that should be written.
-- John 21:24-25
Bingo! Your explanation here of the bible is right on the money.
DARK HELMET: What the hell am I looking at? When does this happen in the movie?
COL SANDURZ: Now. You're looking at now, sir. Everything that happens now, is happening now.
DARK HELMET: What happened to then?
COL SANDURZ: We passed then.
DARK HELMET: When?
COL SANDURZ: Just now. We're at now, now.
DARK HELMET: Go back to then.
COL SANDURZ: When?
DARK HELMET: Now.
COL SANDURZ: Now?
DARK HELMET: Now.
COL SANDURZ: I can't.
DARK HELMET: Why?
COL SANDURZ: We missed it.
DARK HELMET: When?
COL SANDURZ: Just now.
DARK HELMET: When will then be now?
COL SANDURZ: Soon.
DARK HELMET: How soon?
I Don’t Know is on second.
http://www.google.com/search?sourceid=navclient&ie=UTF-8&rlz=1T4GGLL_enUS345US345&q=pbuh
More appropriately applied to St. JMB.
Post of the day winner!
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