Surely you wrote that tongue-in-cheek! The 8 witnesses were anything but men of character... Ill take it as humor :-) [aMorePerfectUnion, post #16]
Well, aMorePerfectUnion did a good summary of the "character" of the "witnesses" -- many excommunicated (I believe over half of them); not including others who left the church.
Here, read AMPU's summary: Character of the 11 Witnesses Post #805
I read a quote once by Mark Twain, about those "witnesses" but can't find it again.