Comrade Obama is more likely to strike Israel, although it's hard to tell which Mooselimb puppetmaster he kisses this week.
That would be a mistake. Nuclear bombs will go off in Iran and Syria, with a lot more in reserve. That will be Obama's responsibility.
I wouldn't be surprised if Obama gets arrested by our military brass who will call for a new election. Obama is a third-world president anyway.
YEs, but he bent the knee to the Monarch of the Arab, which means he’s more Sun’ni aligned, which means it won’t cause him a tear if those Shi’ia savages get blown to allah. (p.s. I never know where the apostrophes go in those barbarian i-slam names, so I just throw one in there where it feels good.)