Okay, I laughed out loud.
I’d really like to complain, too, believe me, I have a LOT to complain about, but I have two hungry dogs, no dog food, and must run to the store. *sigh*
Well hurry back and complain all you like.
I think complaining CAN be an art form.
I mean, look at the Psalms, for crying out loud! The Blues ain’t got nuthin’ on David when he’s feeling really bad.