[Godzilla]

WHAT? LDS believe the apostle John is still alive? Where has he been hanging out?

Wait a minute, wait a minute - whos on first again?

[T Minus Four]

I don’t know, I’m lost. It seems the LDS treach that the disciple John from the bible is still alive. But nobody can say where he is or why he’s not leading the charge of the restored gospel, or refuting how the “Christians” messed with his books.