Posted on 06/13/2010 6:28:26 PM PDT by Colofornian
If it did we could get into whether Jesus is a god and if so why was he stuck back here on Earth with his dad instead of getting his planet o’ hot fertile babes as other exalted Mormon males do. Certainly if there is any man worthy of LDS exaltation of the highest form it would be their Jesus.
So what did he do that got him “grounded”...
Hum...
The witness will answer the question, or face contempt.
Nothing else can explain it unless they begin with the Mormon church from another church that uses similar tactics...and if so then their minds are already pre- primed to take this bait.
The dropout rate has to esculate at certain levels....which then would account for keeping the missionary workers running at full neck speed to re-fill the rank and file.
Very good..and spot on.
So what did he do that got him “grounded”...
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Well He is a lesser ‘god’ to them, after all. Otherwise He would have his own planet.
I don’t expect an answer, I never really do. LDS SOP.
Well???????? Adam needed to ummmm put a ring on it...ya know..like what’s her face sings. That kinda thing that makes you go hummmm.
ok...I have to read that link...back after...
Seeing as how he helped in creating this world then maybe the Giraffe was his idea and it did not go over too good.
“Son, why not make the plants shorter?”...
“Aw geez dad...”
Duck-billed platypus. Says it all.
No, He dinged Jupiter on a joy ride. Big red spot; can’t buff that one out...
Like I said you can spin until the cows come home but I can take comfort in knowning any of you who speak out of turn the Lord knows!
How sweet it is!
not spinning Resty. Christians don’t need to do that, it is the LDS that do.
God knows my heart, and knows I am telling the truth and for the right motives. That is all that is important.
I’m not auditioning for godhood like you are.
LOL
Dinged Jupiter ???
Yeppers that was a big NoNo
Joey Smith’s favorite planet...
Joey smith put a lot of his “faith” in Jupiter...
Why he even had an occultic talisman from Jupiter he carried around all the time..
He never was without it...
It gave him power over women...and good luck...and protection from bull...
As I was saying ... It gave him power over women...and good luck...and ah yeah...
Why he had it on him when he died...
The dropout rate has to esculate at certain levels.
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A few years ago, there was a report, by LDS sources, that stated the dropout rate OF CONVERTS past one year (minimum requirement for temple attendance) was over 50%.
There was also a report several years ago that the fastest growing office in the LDS admin was ‘name removal’.
And most can’t keep them all straight and don’t bother to really research their faith. I was an anomaly that way. I set out to be an LDS apologist rather than a ‘pew potato’.
There is also a reinforcement factor (brainwashing) that every 6 months there is a general conference where men in monotone voices say the same things over and over again, which are then repeated on a nearly weekly basis during weekly meetings.
I joke that I wasn’t brainwashed - just brain ‘pre soaked’.
On my street, NEXT DOOR and ACROSS the street.......there are 2 mormons (friends of each other). Very nice folks; excellent people. The must have bene the ones who sent the nice Missionaried short-white sleeve lads to my door the other day. I was polite; they left swiftly. (still biting my tongue). There will be a polite conflict of verbal truths happening soon.......I can feel it.
Are you aware of this Reganaut? Need a little help here because that is what they are doing and saying.
Invite the poor boys in for dinner. They are always hungry and tend to live on top ramen. they will set aside a couple of hours for you (or the whole evening).
Don’t let them pray, but you have a captive audience for 2 hours and at night it is hard for them to claim ‘other appointments’.
great opportunity to plant seeds and they probably will never come back.
Yeah, I am aware of that. I was stuck at how Smith and Alister Crowley stole many of the same things from Masonry when I researched it.
Of course, Crowley’s was more overly sexual.
Did you notice that SATAN is the one who tells the participants to put on their fig leaf aprons (which he says are a symbol of his priesthood)?
You are slow and ....
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