Do tell, Resty! It's a side effect from reading the Book of Mormon, is it? I happen to know that trying to watch General Conference will know you out faster than prescription pain killers, but I'll be sure not to read any more Mormon literature, just in case... Thanks for the tip!
Oops! I meant KNOCK you out - I seem to have read too much Mormonism today, and I should go to bed... I had better not operate any heavy machinery...