Tell you what. Let's take you away from the celestial scenario, anyway, 'cause, you probably haven't earned a self-glorifying worthy Mormon life where do you do all these good works to accumulate boomerang brownie points to earn your way to become a grown-up god.
So, for you it's Plan B. What you can do, since obviously you relish all these potential Mothers-In-Laws, is just to pray for the Mormon jesus to return. Like tomorrow. Lds apostle Bruce R. McConkie, in his book, Mormon Doctrine, says the Mormon jesus will re-institute the practice (McConkie called it a "holy" practice) of polygamy when he returns.
So. Just think. Tomorrow you could take bride after bride after bride. (And mom-in-law after mom-in-law after mom-in-law). Of course, McConkie never explained the minor detail of how there were supposed to be enough brides to go around (without raiding the kindergarten class, that is).
Now, we make light of this, of course. But ya gotta understand: A number of Mormons are very serious about this. An early 60s survey said 40% of Mormons would become polygamists if the "prophet" told them to. So how many do you think would become polygamists if the Mormon jesus told them to?
And even for those contemporary Mormons who are right now squeamish about polygamy -- and believe me, there's plenty of them -- they are not squeamish enough to...
...call McConkie a "false prophet" on his future polygamy prophesy...
...nor condemn Lds bookstores for carrying his book...
...nor criticize Lds "prophet" Spencer Kimball for overseeing a revision of McConkie's book...
...nor criticize another Lds "prophet" (Harold B. Lee) for allowing McConkie to publish that revision in 1966...
...so their professed "heartburn" over polygamy can't even qualify for Tums...
The more you speak the worse it sounds!
That's Mormonism in-depth for you. The more you hear, the more you wanna upchuck. And that's exactly why Mormon missionaries are taught the principle of not sharing Mormon "meat" before Mormon "milk." Because they gotta get ya addicted on the milk first, before you even try to digest the meat (they just don't tell you the source of where the meat came from!!!)
Boomerang Brownie Points? Is that an Obama Administration job advancement program stolen from the Mormons?????
Mormon Jesus? I thought he was Jewish! He must have been converted by some Mormons after he died. Do you think the Mormons have converted Mo’-ham-Ed! to Mormonism yet? Think the jihadis would get a little upset if they did?
If I could send all those MILs to another planet it would work for me! Then my celestial wives could take vacations to that planet during the holidays.
I think that was pre-digested meat the Mormons have been holding on to.