Brother Brigham forces the LDS reader to ponder some uncomfortable thoughts

Ogden Standard-Examiner ^ | April 22, 2010 | Doug Gibson

[Elsie]

I will let Elsie present his bona fides, but as for me, under what understanding do you refer to me as CINO?

Vernon may have his bone for Fido; but I'M the damned Pater Familius!

[Elsie]

So don’t let anyone ever tell ya that I’m not learning anything on these threads.

I keep trying to 'learn' the same thing that Joseph Smith claimed he did about the UNTRUTH of PRESBYTERIANism; but there is not a single MORMON who wants to help me out.

I find that a bit strange.

[Invincibly Ignorant]

I keep trying to 'learn' the same thing that Joseph Smith claimed he did about the UNTRUTH of PRESBYTERIANism; but there is not a single MORMON who wants to help me out. I find that a bit strange.

Apparently you must have me confused with somebody who cares. But fyi, I still need help understanding your seeming EINOism. While we're both baffled can you help me out on that one?

[Invincibly Ignorant]

Oh nevermind you don’t have to answer that. I can hear the wheels a turnin’. You might be too busy figuring out ways to exclude anyone who doesn’t quite fit into your theological lock box. Oh wait a minute, did I say theology? That’s too wonderful for me. I’ll leave that to you geniuses. lol.

[MarkBsnr]

Are you feeling persecuted Mr. CINO?

Since my screen name is MarkBSnr, I'm not sure what you mean.

[MarkBsnr]

So don’t let anyone ever tell ya that I’m not learning anything on these thread. lol

Don't get lost in any deep thoughts; you'll be a total stranger there.

Shall we give him some water wings in the hopes that he does not drown?

[MarkBsnr]

I'm no longer a cow.

A longer cow, a shorter cow, no matter. We are trying to guess animal / vegetable / mineral. Do you have any hints for us?

[MarkBsnr]

Apparently you must have me confused with somebody who cares thinks.

Negative. However, we are concerned about the other citizens who live in the same area and their well being.

[MarkBsnr]

So far you've not had much to offer except for CINO stuff.

You wouldn't happen to live in Floriduh would you?

[Invincibly Ignorant]

Typical CINO post. Keep them coming. :-)

[Invincibly Ignorant]

Negative. However, we are concerned about the other citizens who live in the same area and their well being.

Oh Thank you. I'm floored. Where can I buy your book on CINO humility and how you achieved it? lol. Or perhaps you've written on on CINO spirituality and how others can find it? lol

[Elsie]

Oh wait a minute, did I say theology?

Mat 16:13-15

 

 When Jesus came to the region of Caesarea Philippi, he asked his disciples, "Who do people say the Son of Man is?"

 They replied, "Some say John the Baptist; others say Elijah; and still others, Jeremiah or one of the prophets."

 "But what about you?" he asked. "Who do you say I am?"

 

The same question is being asked of you, II.

 

[Invincibly Ignorant]

The same question is being asked of you, II.

Oh ya? Who's asking?

[Godzilla]

Trust me, nothing deep about what you guys do on these threads.

You think you're a wit, and you're probably half right.

[Godzilla]

Shall we give him some water wings in the hopes that he does not drown?

Depends if he wears them or eats them.

[Invincibly Ignorant]

You think you're a wit, and you're probably half right.

How "deep" of you. I might have been wrong about you Mr. Zilla.

[Godzilla]

Just remember not to eat the water wings.

[Invincibly Ignorant]

Just remember not to eat the water wings.

I'll eat the wings, you keep eating the yellow snow.

[Godzilla]

Don’t you ever get tired of having you around?

[Grizzled Bear]

No on the latter. (They teach Jesus is one of many, many gods...they reduce Jesus to just one god among a multi-level marketing divine scheme...they don't even know who's head of their grand "council of gods"...and obviously if you are a polytheist, you are by definition not a trinitarian).

The Mormon's also claim that Jesus and Lucifer are brothers. At the risk of offending Mormon FReepers, the idea that one could hold such a belief and still be a "Christian" is absurd.