I suppose to be fair . . .
Taipei is not the greatest place to get a suntan.
Thick, tough skin there could be in short supply.
FYI - I am not in Taiwan, I was in Taiwan. I was in China, I was in Israel, I was in Germany, I was in Ireland, I was in Scotland, I was in France, I was in Malaysia, I was in Japan, I was in Korea, I was in England, I was in Italy.....all on business. I am a natural born citizen of the US. I will be many more places this year.
The moral of the story is don't take a single bit of information out of context, as you have with the Scripture and the Catholic Church and weave an entire alternate reality around it.