“The RCC practices a loony superstition which only confuses the Gospel message.”
I think perhaps your role here is to be a thorn in the paw of those of us who lack charity.
Course, that might not get you off the hook for the things you say.
I'm not so sure. We've been told by the presbyterians and other protestants several times that they love Catholics, and only a deep concern that we will probably rot in hell for all eternity leads them to "correct" our "erroneous" views.
You know, the idol worship, the repetitious prayers, calling priests "Father" and totally getting the Eucharist wrong. Stuff like that.