[G8 Diplomat]

In Aramaic, the language Jesus spoke, “Father, why have you forsaken me” was “Abba, lema sabachthani”

[I Buried My Guns]

The punchline to an old joke maintains that the last words were

"Peter, I can see your house from here".

I apologize for the disrespect; my minister uncle used to tell that one, and it still cracks me up.