No ejonesie, 999 is not a troll. He's a conservative, and he's coming along nicely. He reminds me of myself before the Lord got "aholt" of me. Fiscally conservative, I was a bit liberal socially (understatement). Eventually I figured out (thanks to some Christian PHD scientists) that the Bible is true, and that a social liberal is just a conservative that doesn't know how to act.
999replies can't stay away from these threads, even though he finds them "antagonistic". So I say,
"Stick around 999, and when you can no longer resist, come on in...the Blood is warm!"