[my_pointy_head_is_sharp]

Stage 1: Be strip searched at the airports. And, yes, you ARE being strip searched, even if only by machine. Remember, there’s somebody on the other end of that machine, looking at your naked body.

Stage 2: What’s next??

[P-Marlowe]

Stage 2: What’s next??

Go on a diet. Lift weights. Try to look good naked.