[1rudeboy]

I'm being condescending because there is no evidence (there's that word, again) in the article that the prosecutor did anything but attend Ash Wednesday services during his lunch break, much less a building on fire. Get a grip.

[1rudeboy]

And one more thing: even if our vaunted prosecutor was in close proximity to a burning building during his lunchbreak, and appeared in court with ashes on his forehead, the judge would still have the power to tell him to wipe it off.