One does not relate to the other. There are no ashes, nor flowing water, nor rams, nor sheep, nor stoats, nor licorice, nor hamburgers, nor electronics, nor phases of the moon. I fear that LOLcat will come onto this thread if you persist.
That might work. ;-) One can always claim to be vincibly ignorant.
shalom b'SHEM Yah'shua HaMashiach